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Yeah, that is a picture of it in the back of a truck... what did you expect a kitchen?
This thing is big, brown, and weighs like 60lbs. - mostly in lead shielding so your junk does not get fried, but also a good thing cause you can slam the door and this beast does not move an inch. It is not like the pansy white junk you can buy these days. This is solid Generation II baby!
There is a picture of a death ray and a warning message on the back, but it really should be on the front so that your food can see what it is in for when you shove it in there. It is so powerful that you could probably stick a pen in the door and microwave your food from across the room or use it to melt the snow on your driveway in the winter.
A mint edition of the manual is included in case you are not smart enough to figure it out, or in case you believe everything above. You have to be a manly man to pick this up or maybe bring five of your wussy friends.