$1,000 · POWER WHEELCHAIR

Nice sturdy "electric chair". Everything's there - owner's manual, charging cable. Lots of adjustments, controls can switch sides. Four speeds (none of them dangerous), from "just learning, hesitant and unsure" to "gotta get down for supper!" 350-pound capacity, turns on a dime, and the battery's good for... 30 km? It'll let you know when it's running low. Used indoors only, no smoking and no covid.